Moral Contradiction Appreciator Pillows

The Angel's Shadow

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Well this is awkward.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

"No aliens"

Good Kitty No More.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Trump Bible photo op

The tortoise and hare

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."

A Heated Argument

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'