Moral Code Champions Gifts

'Wow! -- Talk about family values!'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Liberty and capital punishment.

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Olympic Doping

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Covid Duel

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

What If?

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

"Remember, theres a right way to do things and there's your father's way."

"I want you to prepare a business ethics presentation. If you don't have the time steal it off the internet."

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

The angel and the devil.

Underfunded services soon to be extended to the weekend.

One of those dreadfully uncomfortable corporate moments...

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"After spending so much time and money on our lawsuit, don't you think it would be a shame to go ahead and bribe me like this?"

"Is something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?"