Moonwalking Maestro T-Shirts

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Michael Jackson.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Parking meter on the moon.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Save our Planet.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Climbing to the moon...

Astronaut

"Home school marching band"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Climbing to the moon

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Rocket to the Moon

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'