Moonwalking Maestro T-Shirts

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Astronaut

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

"Home school marching band"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Climbing to the moon...

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Rocket to the Moon

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

Climbing to the moon

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'