Moonwalker Comedian T-Shirts

Moon Prank

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Save our Planet.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

Climbing to the moon...

"So what do you do for a living?"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Astronaut

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

'One small step for dog. One giant setback for the invisible fence.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Did you bring more cars?"

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"Since I got out here, it seems my mind is like it's in a vacuum."

Climbing to the moon

Astronaut plants flag and deflates the moon.