Moonshot Thinker T-Shirts

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

A man looks up at the earth

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"Here it comes!"

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

Valuation of Heaven

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Astronaut sneezing.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Free Thinking.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Thinking about work.