Moonshot Thinker Pillows

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"This stool shall pass."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

A man looks up at the earth

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

China Launches Lunar Rover

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

Aw, @#$%, just go to business school. EMU. The Practical Muse.

'You needn't of bothered, it grows on trees up here.'

"Here it comes!"

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Valuation of Heaven

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

Astronaut sneezing.

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Free Thinking.

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Thinking about work.