Moonshine Maestro Pillows

A Good Batch.

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Classic Emojis for sale.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Hellbillies.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

How to wear a false moustache.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Revenuers will be shot.

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

Self-portraits

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

Picasso's Blues Period

Carols

This time of year always gets me down."

'You win.'