Moonlit Sports Enthusiast Gifts

"No, not yet."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Moon Romance

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

The Moonlight Sonata

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

Floating away

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Moose Paddle Boarding

"That's nonsense! Just seeing a black cat means nothing! Now if it crosses your path on a moonlit evening, then, whoa baby, watch out!"

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"So he doesn't howl at the moon – leave him alone!"

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

"Batter up..."

'There's a rumour we're all going to be released and forced to join the NFL.'

Fishing.

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Aiiiiiiirless void ball! Aiiiiiirless void ball!"

"What a guy!"

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

'Heulluva Mark.'