Moonlit Merrymakers Pillows

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Wedding Wellies

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Cow sneezes milk at breakfast.

Unfortunate typo: 'Satan' instead of 'Santa'

Wrap music

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Make-your-own-fun at the morgue.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

Fifty

Chicken Séance,

Festive Flirt.

Happy Anniversary

Tom would go to almost any length to liven up a dull meeting.

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Merry and Bright!

Andy innocently agress to a game of rock paper, scissors, scythe.

Bored man in Heaven says: 'Maybe we could pop down to Hell for a bit ? just to see if there's anything happening.'

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

"No, you won't receive a pension plan. Santa never retires."