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"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Monk on the beach

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Bathing.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Moon Romance

Sunburned bird.

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

"What? No Vanilla?"

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"