Moonlight Bather Mugs

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Monk on the beach

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Bathing.

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

Plays well with other people's $.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

'Please Pass the Moon Tan Lotion.'

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

Sunburned bird.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Moon Romance

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

'Sure, his Mozart is good, but just WAIT 'til you hear what he does with a Hank Williams song!'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!