Moon Trivia Lover T-Shirts

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Glimpses One Dollar

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

A full moon

"You have twenty eight days to live."

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

Moonbillies.

"Getting a star named after me makes you feel kind of insignificant doesn't it?"

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

'And the gold medal goes to...'

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.