Moo-ving Poet Mugs

Cow writer.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cats

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"Why are we here?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

The Moo-Walk

Cat yoga

"Meow!"

Working from home.

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat DNA is decoded.

Botox!

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Are you all right?"