Moo-ving Poet Mugs

Cow writer.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Cats

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

My Bowl Is Empty.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"Why are we here?"

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"We may be overfeeding the cat."

What if cats talked dirty...

The Moo-Walk

Cat yoga

Working from home.

"Meow!"

Hybrid Cat Breeds

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Cat DNA is decoded.

Botox!

"Boy, the cats sure are meowing today."

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.