Moo-vie Buff Mugs

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

A night at the moovies

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Get on with it!

Cow writer.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Protoplasm

Hysterically laughing monster.

Verbal Orders

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Kit makes an appointment

Planner at work.

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Restored antique carriage in A.D. 2500

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Date Becomes Wolf

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Cheap Circus in Whitechapel

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

A procession of the unemployed

"And interestingly, while you're both morbid and obese, you're not quite morbidly obese."

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

"When you've finished, could you do another for me?"