Moo-tivational Speaker Gifts

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Hanging off every word...

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I think I can". (train)

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.