Moo-loop Enthusiast Pillows

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Motorherd

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Cats

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"God, I hate cows."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Oh you baad bad girl!

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Are you all right?"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

Muscle Steriods.

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

A Mega-Mooer.