Moo-loop Enthusiast Pillows

'Give her the bill, she's the one who is sick.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Motorherd

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Cats

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

"He's sending an instant message."

Collective unconscious.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"God, I hate cows."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Oh you baad bad girl!

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'The Inland Revenue have named a Tax Lopp after him!'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'Now that we've agreed on the loopholes, should we start drafting the amendment?'

Muscle Steriods.

"What I miss most is the mooing."

"Are you all right?"

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."