Monument Maverick Mugs

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'First of all, relax.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Rogue elephant

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Ski kicker.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Goopta took early retirement.'

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"We have some architects in our colony."

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'