Monumental Marveler Mugs

"They ruin the landscape!"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Swiss army knife

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer