Monster Guise Gourmet Gifts

Looking for a gift for the gourmet food enthusiast who appreciates a dash of humor? Our Monster Guise Gourmet collection features playful, creative items that celebrate culinary passion with a monstrous flair. Ideal for chefs, foodies, or anyone who loves to add fun to their kitchen or dining experience.

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The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry! mockup

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

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Kitchen Kapers

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner." mockup

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

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"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire." mockup

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

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'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!' mockup

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

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Cosmetic Stone Mason.

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"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!" mockup

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.' mockup

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

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Beef Wellingtons

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'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.' mockup

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.' mockup

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

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"All I've got left is smoked."

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"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!" mockup

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

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"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you." mockup

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

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'Chef's salad as ordered.'

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'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.' mockup

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

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"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken." mockup

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."

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'Darling, you got a make-over!'

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Severe Food Criticism.

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A Respite Between Courses

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Soup of the Night

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'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!' mockup

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

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Bones barbecue.

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Police Cordon Bleu

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'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

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"Have you been snacking between meals again..?"

"Have you been snacking between meals again..?" mockup

"Have you been snacking between meals again..?"

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Soul Food

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Monster Guise Gourmet Gifts Collection

Monster Guise Gourmet Mugs

Explore our collection of Monster Guise Gourmet mugs for a humorous and tasty twist on your morning routine. Perfect for food lovers with a sense of fun.

Monster Guise Gourmet Pillows

Add a touch of whimsy to your décor with our Monster Guise Gourmet pillows. Perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or cozy nooks for food lovers.

Monster Guise Gourmet Prints

Decorate your space with our Monster Guise Gourmet prints. Whimsical art that celebrates the joy of good food with a monster-sized sense of humor.

Monster Guise Gourmet T-Shirts

Check out our Monster Guise Gourmet t-shirts and showcase your foodie passion with a playful, monster-themed design that’s as fun as it is flavorful.