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Genghis Khan

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Hadrian's Wall

The Fall of Gnome

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Cat king.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Elizabeth II

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

The de-friending of Julius Caesar

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'

Elizabeth I

Hadrian's Fence

Britain in 410AD

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

Roman

Christian lions

A cleaner in a cinema

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'They're finally taking me seriously.'

MONOTONY

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'Well in two years time, I might just not vote for you to be emperor again.'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

King Kong goes nine-to-five.

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

'Dad, I wanted my toast lightly browned, not burnt!'

Napoleon Burning in Hell