Money Worshipper Prints

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The Worship of Money

'I'm writing everything off for religious reasons since I worship the dollar.'

'Corinth takes his first amendment religious rights seriously. He's a money worshipper.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Drive-thru Church

Marilyn's Rushmore

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Jennifer Aniston

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Remember you are dust bunny and to dust bunny you shall return.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Restaurant scene; diners are shown kneeling in reverence at their tables.

'Money DOES make me happy.'

Worshiping the TV.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

Church Parking

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

Sermon about 20 minutes

"Fantastic service, lousy food."