Witty Worshiper Prints

Decorate your spiritual space with our witty worshiper prints. Each design combines faith and humor, making inspiring wall art that lifts spirits and adds character to your home or church.

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Drive-thru Church

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"Bill me!"

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

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'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.' mockup

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

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'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?' mockup

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

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"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'" mockup

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

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"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..." mockup

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

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Church: Open Sundays

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'I like it. It's bigger than life.' mockup

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

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'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!' mockup

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

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'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.' mockup

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

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'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.' mockup

'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'

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Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935" mockup

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

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"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..." mockup

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

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'Money DOES make me happy.'

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Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.' mockup

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

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Church Parking

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"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?" mockup

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

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'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.' mockup

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

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'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!' mockup

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

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Sermon about 20 minutes

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'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.' mockup

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

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"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%." mockup

"My advice, don't marry for money. You can borrow it for 3.5%."

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'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.' mockup

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

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Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.

Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room. mockup

Two doors at the church, one labelled cry room the other snore room.

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"Fantastic service, lousy food."

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Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.' mockup

Sunday sermon: 'Dearly beloved, restore our faith in the almighty dollar.'

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'Pastor, 'confirmed' means we only have to attend church on Christmas and Easter, right?'

'Pastor, 'confirmed' means we only have to attend church on Christmas and Easter, right?' mockup

'Pastor, 'confirmed' means we only have to attend church on Christmas and Easter, right?'

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"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon." mockup

"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."

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'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.' mockup

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

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'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.' mockup

'It would make me feel insignificant if I didn't make so much money.'

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Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer. mockup

Never try to solve an economic problem with a political answer.

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24/7 th Heaven

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Witty Worshiper Prints Collection

Witty Worshiper Mugs

Looking for more faith-filled humor? Check out our collection of witty worshiper mugs for everyday inspiration with a smile.

Witty Worshiper Pillows

Bring a humorous touch to your faith space with our witty worshiper pillows—cozy, funny, and spiritually uplifting.

Witty Worshiper T-Shirts

Find the perfect way to wear your faith with our witty worshiper t-shirts, combining humor and inspiration on stylish, comfortable designs.