Sports Worshipper Prints

The Alter of Football

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Church for sports worshipers.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Worshiping the TV.

I love Kung Fu.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

Zen and the Art of Skiing

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

'Mom! Can my role model stay for dinner? He's suspended for three games and has nowhere to go.'

'There it goes, there it goes, there it goes...'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Bruno Fernandes

Football prayers.

'Athletes for Jesus' 'Slob for God'