Money Tactician Gifts

'Here's your tax bill, Cathy. Will that be check or charge?'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

The president's men

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Takeovers.

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"That was a rumor day."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."