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'What's happened to all this money?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Extreme miming"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Time Is Money

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

Money Bar.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Mime Baby

'Wait a minute....!

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'