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'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'Don't pay the doctor...'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

Digital Communication.

'Yes, high prices saves lives - the more a patient pays, the quicker the recovery!'