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'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

'I'm sorry, we no longer accept cash for transactions.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"I'm going to prescribe a generic placebo."

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'Please, no more meetings! I'm being ad-hoced to death!'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'Don't pay the doctor...'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

Digital Communication.

'Oh, yes, I agree. It is TRAGIC how costly braces have become! We do everything we can to hold prices down.'