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'It's easy to save money - Just spend his.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Time Is Money

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

Investing your savings

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).