Money Hugger Gifts

Have you hugged your money today?

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I hate it when we fight."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

A tuba and love hearts

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'Billy, you're embarrassing us. Please stop saying 'ka-ching, ka-ching'.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

'You're fired, Creedmore - but first, let me give you a good-bye hug.'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Eco-tourist

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

The Tooth Accountant

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Bipolar Bear.

'You've Had Enough.'

Recession tips & taxes

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

Keep digging till you hit the bottom line...

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."