Monetary Policy Mavens Pillows

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

Mario Draghi

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

The End is Nigh

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Euro against the Dollar.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

The Euro.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

Bottle of pills labelled 'Global Recovery Capsules,' with 'Warning: May cause inflation, deflation, nausea, panic attacks. Use caution when mixing with optimism, stocks, bonds.'

We've Hit Bottom...

Genetically Modified Stocks

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'I just got back from Wall Street.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

'Oh no! I've had tons wiped off my footprint.'