Monetary Policy Mavens Gifts

"The Fed take any recovery fighting measures while we were out?"

Mario Draghi

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

The End is Nigh

Euro against the Dollar.

The Euro.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Here today, Bailed Out Tomorrow.

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Bought GE stock at its high.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Bottle of pills labelled 'Global Recovery Capsules,' with 'Warning: May cause inflation, deflation, nausea, panic attacks. Use caution when mixing with optimism, stocks, bonds.'

We've Hit Bottom...

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Genetically Modified Stocks

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'I just got back from Wall Street.'

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.