Monday Night Quarterback Pillows

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

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Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

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"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

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"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."