Monday Night Quarterback Prints

"There, did you see? She did it again!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'That was one of the most beautiful blocks I've ever seen; but you were supposed to carry the ball on that play.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

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Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

Back to Work

2020 Panic Room

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

Mondays...

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'