Monday Memers Gifts

'I hate Mondays.'

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'We'll be outsourcing Main Street.'

'We're under a lot of time-pressure here, so we'll need to jump to conclusions.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

'It's been a tough quarter, so in lieu of bonuses, you'll all be receiving a DVD of out-takes from our meetings.'

'It was here when Harris decided to 'tweak' things a bit...'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '

Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Dislocating your jaw yawning during my lecture on work related injuries is NOT a work related injury!"

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"Doesn't it make sense to move Casual Friday to Monday?"

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

'Now, 'ol doc, he'd have wrapped 'er the other way.'

"Poison ivy? No, I said you have a poison IV. Honestly, I have no idea why we keep that stuff right next to the medicine."

"Switch me on please..."

"I hope they're not fake commandments!"

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Back to Work

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'Norton, couldn't you have taken care of that before the meeting?'

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'