Moments Of Silence Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's so quiet, you can hear yourself think."

True confessions.

Hush puppy.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sitting in a tree

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

The best relationships are silent.

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Confucius say: shut up.

Amongst the rush.

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"I cherish my creamer stirring as a precious moment for quiet reflection."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"I love our comfortable silences."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Mime artist in library.

'If you can keep your trap shut, Furgis, you might be promoted to silent partner.'

"And then, there was nothing more to say."

"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."

"Honey, we really need not to talk."

'Hurry this note to the abbot.'

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"

"Silence is pretty extreme - can we just take a vow of whispering?"

Silence Strictly Enforced.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'