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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Why moms make bad refs.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Peekaboo!'

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."