Mom Navigating Tantrums Pillows

"No, I can't fix your child too."

The No No No's

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

Trust

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"What part of this don't you understand?"

'Can I just remind everyone once again that baby yoga is non-competitive.'

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Heck Support.

Computer frustration

History Of Fire

Baby Teething.

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"...and, for what felt like the millionth time, she opened her phone for the diminishing dopamine hit that never satisfied."

"Yes, mom, I forgot my towel. Now I need an exit strategy!"

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Our mother, I'm so pent up with rage I could twitter!'

'Bringing in the children helped convince Tom that I should be given the chance to work from home sometimes...'

'The anger management class is working. Harvey got a gas fillup without blowing his gasket.'

'My dad's Google entry is longer than your dad's Google entry'