Mom-is-a-genius Gifts

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Laptops

'Just doing the school run.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

Pregnancy and Laptops

Add your kids' ages together...

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Stroller Cellphone

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Mother and Baby

Hiding behind mum

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'They start texting so young these days,'

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

'It looks like your son hasn't changed his underwear in a year,'

Cell phone.

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Text your mother.