Moisturizers Pillows

'I've finally found a moisturizer that really works!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'I made it myself.' 'Tell me about it.'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'I'm going to break you like a dry twig!' 'I think not! I use moisturiser cream.'

Bananas eye the blender

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

Objets D'Angst

'Believe me, it's not easy keeping this roof over our heads.'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

Snowman dreams of being inside in the warm.

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

Decorating Tips of Small Rooms

Dyson with Death

"Perhaps you could turn the humidifier down just a bit, Dear!"

'I know times are hard, but at least we should make an effort to keep the office smelling nice.'

'I'm sure you enjoyed window shopping just as much as one of your spending sprees, dear.'

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'