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'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Police film evidence

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

Security/Savings

"The filthy rich"

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'It's a venture capitalist.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

Malcolm Muggeridge

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'Can I come in and play Insider Trading with Kenny?'

Most Likely to Succeed

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

'Just remember - It's 10% interest per day until you pay me back, Dad!'