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'SSSSSSSHHHHH, - keep it quiet, - Don't tell anyone.'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Police film evidence

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"Any other skills?"

Security/Savings

"The filthy rich"

Golf

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Malcolm Muggeridge

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Most Likely to Succeed

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

Bar. I know I don't look like the adventurous type but I have a high-risk portfolio!

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Overnight Sensation

'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'