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'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Police film evidence

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Any other skills?"

"The filthy rich"

Security/Savings

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

Golf

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'But I always thought you were a dog person.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Most Likely to Succeed

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

Overnight Sensation

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'