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"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Police film evidence

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

Security/Savings

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

"The filthy rich"

Boy who has been to the dentist

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

A child pretending to be on tv in a busy street

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'Oh, we would never throw money at anything...we love money too much.'

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Malcolm Muggeridge

Most Likely to Succeed

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

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