Mystical Moguls T-Shirts

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Police film evidence

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"The filthy rich"

Security/Savings

'It's a venture capitalist.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"In case of emergency, break glass."

A child pretending to be on tv in a busy street

'Thanks...but according to the web, 80 of kids' allowances are now linked to the Dow.'

"I have to know how it's done."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Mermaid and music

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Most Likely to Succeed

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

'Frankly, I can't really see the future, but I will sniff your hand.'

Overnight Sensation

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'I'm the first person in my family to have a shot at white-collar cirme.'