Modernity Avoider T-Shirts

He tried to hold back the blades of change.

The Amazing Man-Spider

The Mainstream

Down With Wikipedia

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I'm going to prescribe for you to stay away from the news on TV and all social media!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Sitting Out the Lambada

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

2016 Policlicks

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

Man with blinkers on

Van Gogh on Instagram.

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"At last — no Trump."

"Oh my God have you seen this sh-"

'Keep the windows closed. We don't like to encourage office romances.'

Day two of my political diet. I haven't watched FOX, or MSNBC. I haven't read the news pages of the paper. Scribble scribble scribble scribble scrib - I also haven't had any sweats, or racing hearts or hives. Write write write write scribble write. So I can probably start watching Hannity again tomorrow! Absolutely not. Doctor's orders!

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

Freak Show

'The evening news will not be seen tonight, because most of it is stuff you're better off not knowing anyway.'

'I want you to stop watching the 'Cable News Network,' and switch to the 'Ignorance is Bliss' channel.'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

"I put a news blocker on my dad's computer."