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Pop Culture Avoider T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for the pop culture avoider—funny, understated, and uniquely curated for those who prefer their style off the beaten path, with a dash of humor.
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Showbiz Awards
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."
vaccine wars.
'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"
"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."
"You've changed."
George Michael
Superheroes take a selfie
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."
"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
"Walt Disney on ice."
Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference
Dawing your Cellphone
"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr
"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
"Hugh fans!"
"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."
"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."
Reese Witherspoon
Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.
Pop Culture Avoider T-Shirts Collection
Pop Culture Avoider Mugs
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Pop Culture Avoider Prints
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