Modernist Art T-Shirts

"Nude descending your tie."

"He's a Baumaus student."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I gotta be me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Wagging Dog

bird interprets modern art

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

"You're welcome."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Picasso: The Early Years

Convenience.