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"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

'Yes, my client killes his wife with an axe, but I plead not guilty because it was a work of modern art!'

"I've no idea what it's supposed to be....."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I gotta be me!"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Projectile painting.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"You're welcome."

Wagging Dog

bird interprets modern art

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

The Selfie

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Cats at private view

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."