Modern Workspaces Gifts

On the move.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Paperless office.

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"It's the new mobile office."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

"Things have been rough since the merger."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

Piano desk.

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'