Modern Workspaces Gifts

On the move.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"This 'hot desking' is a NIGHTMARE!"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Paperless office.

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"It's the new mobile office."

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

'Ms Brown, I think I need a bigger desk!'

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

"This isn't the real me, Miss Tischler. The real me has a bigger desk."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

'I'm adding some personal touches to my office.'

Piano desk.

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."

"I've decided to let you work from home, as long as you move in here and pay me rent."

Crowdsourcing the cubicle.