Modern Workforce Adventurer Pillows

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"What's your occupation?"

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

The Corporate Rat.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Business-Class.

Now hiring.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."