Modern Workforce Adventurer Prints

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

"What's your occupation?"

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You're hired. Go figure.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

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