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Wiccapedia.

"I'm hexting."

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Astral Projection

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Rocking Witches.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Devi's brew?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

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